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[Horace Ep.1: Pigeons]

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So f'ing messed up, I love it! The screams, they make me laugh and spit booze from my nose. I might be messed up in the head for thinking this is the most hilarious flash I've seen all day or it's the drugs that some homeless guy gave me not the beat the crap out of him. Too bad for him, I have his drugs and his blood on my shoes.

tHe comet told me to do it!

Violet-AIM responds:

LOL Yeah, unbelievable about how this guy freaks out over pigeons. Thanks for checking it out. Whoa, I just saw your profile... LOL .... that's a lot different from before.

[x Origin of Soul]

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Well, ever since all the stars in our surrounding galaxies burned out 1,000s of years ago I don't feel the need to worship a guy that got nailed to 2 pieces of wood around 2000 years ago. If he could do the water to wine trick, that's cool, but magic tricks don't do much for humanity except entertain us a little and divert our attention away from serious problems like dinosaurs. I mean really, shouldn't we all worship that comet that killed all those nasty and mean dinosaurs that were keeping us poor little mammals down? All hail the comet! Hail the mighty, glorious comet of mammalian liberation! Curse the evil turtle and crocodile, the last remnants of our evil oppressors!

Violet-AIM responds:

interesting... LOL

[Furby Attacks 2]

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Furb-zilla approaches? Nice Chucky cameo. The hunchback looks like a bug chaser I saw on some TV talk show.

Violet-AIM responds:

Yes, something big does approach the poor little Furby infested town. Going to finish it later though... kinda busy with other stuff at the moment. Thanks for the review xvllvx.

[Furby Attacks]

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And as it was when it was the grand Furby Lord Fenusha laid his golden shower upon the Goddess Furthia and it was good. Oh, and said shower of gold paved the path to Furby raucousness which endures in the hearts of evil sinners today perpetuating the sad and miserable lives of today’s fursuiters. Excellent Furbish praise, yes praise almighty Furby and bow with grateful sorrow to Fenusha! Let their blood purify your sole, the blood of the pure!

Violet-AIM responds:

Sounds like I'm reading some medieval novel about Furbies. Funny trying to picture that image in my mind. LOL

[Peanut Butter&Crazy Times]

yum!!!!

p b & j rock LOL Fun E

[Taking Retards to the Zoo]

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The pinnacle of politicalflashography achieved.

[Horace Ep.3: The Package]

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While Horace is a martyr to the anti-clock cause this flash movie fails to grasp the fact that Strawberry Clock is THE KING OF THE PORTAL and his sacrifice here is non less than a trite trivial tidbit. Horace’s lesson is hard learned here and should set an example to all that defy Strawberry Clock. Revenge is swift served upon those through Clockish beatings presented herein and will be as such and forever. Strawberry Clock is THE KING OF THE PORTAL, may we all bask in Strawberry Clock's glory.

[Luigi's Island (Spoof)]

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[Peanut Butter Jelly 3]

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You are my Peanut Butter Jelly hero.

format responds:

thank you muchly

[Blam Another Day Preview]

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"open the door" >>BANG<< HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA